The Torture Device

The worst thing about working and having a baby still young enough to nurse? Pumping.
I hate pumping. The breast pump is a cruel torture device. You can imagine. It sucks. Literally.
All I can say is, I’m glad I’m in an office with a door that locks. I’m sure my [...]

Elizabeth is Junie B. Jones

I have a new favorite book character and its name is Junie B. Jones. I love that guy.
My daughter Elizabeth is exactly like Junie B. Jones. I should write down everything that she does and write a children’s book. I could make a lot of money, I think.
Last night she met her daddy at [...]