Overheard in Taco Bell

“Daddy, if my foot was really hurting would you get me some more Coke?”

“No.”

“Mommy, if my foot was really hurting would you get me some more Coke?”

“I would, but I’m holding Phillip right now. He’s asleep.”

“If Phillip wasn’t asleep would you get me some more Coke?”

“Yes. Why don’t you get up and get yourself some more Coke?”

“I don’t need any more Coke.”

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