The grossest job you will ever love
Kids are gross sometimes. They can’t help it; they are just kids. As a mom, though, it’s my job to clean up after them when they are gross.
It’s the worst part of the job, bar none. Those of you who are men should really thank God right now that you will probably never have to get up in the middle of the night and clean someone else’s vomit off the floor. There’s usually a person who does that, and her name is Mom.
After I cleaned up the bathroom today, I called my mom and thanked her. Profusely. I’m pretty sure she thinks I’ve lost my mind.
Filed under: gross, kids, three kids and no life on August 19th, 2007
I can’t take complete credit for the vomit clean-up. Whenever there’s one of those situations, I wake up Ben to help me!
Now, I will say that I do clean toilets and I believe that there is somehow a flaw in that plan. I live with 3 boys (well, 2 boys and a man if you want to get technical) and I wonder why I am the one cleaning pee off the floor or the bottom of the toilet…I definitely didn’t put it there!
I so agree! Sometimes I make Caleb come in and help with that chore.