You might be a member of a modern church if…

Today, I was helping Elizabeth with her Bible story lesson, when I noticed she had left one of the items from her assignment blank. She was supposed to pick out ways to be a good helper in church out of a provided list. One of the items she left blank was “help a younger child use a hymnal.” I asked her why she didn’t pick that one, and she said, “I don’t even know what “him-nail” is…it might be dangerous!”

One Response to “You might be a member of a modern church if…”

  1. too funny!

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