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		<title>The grossest job you will ever love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[three kids and no life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kids are gross sometimes. They can&#8217;t help it; they are just kids. As a mom, though, it&#8217;s my job to clean up after them when they are gross.
It&#8217;s the worst part of the job, bar none. Those of you who are men should really thank God right now that you will probably never have to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kids are gross sometimes. They can&#8217;t help it; they are just kids. As a mom, though, it&#8217;s my job to clean up after them when they are gross.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the worst part of the job, bar none. Those of you who are men should really thank God right now that you will probably never have to get up in the middle of the night and clean someone else&#8217;s vomit off the floor. There&#8217;s usually a person who does that, and her name is Mom.</p>
<p>After I cleaned up the bathroom today, I called my mom and thanked her. Profusely. I&#8217;m pretty sure she thinks I&#8217;ve lost my mind.</p>
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